Deadpool = The only reason I’m working on anatomy. THE ONLY REASON.
YO TUMBLR
Show the Hellbenders some love plz and thank you.
Had a dream/episode about Hellbenders.
Zach had blood in his urine. He tells Chris about it so basically they come to the conclusion that he’s actually a female on his period. Evertime Zach would question this theory, Chris comes up with a slightly logical response (Insert parts of the dream I can’t remember here). Eventually, Zach starts to believe it himself. He comes to terms with being a woman as long as he can be a lesbian. After they embrace and they except his new gender, Zach screams in pain and complains about how it feels like his “lady parts” are being torn apart. Chris realizes he must be in labor and calls Zach “a stank ho” while rushing him to a hospital.
The emergency room techs rush frantically to get Zach to the labor room and trip, letting Zach’s kart fly down the hallway. It takes out numerous people and also pulls the plug on someone. Zach bursts into a room where a doctor is teaching students how to deliver. As the doctor turns around and lifts the sheets, everyone stares. Chris runs into the room and helps Zach deliver since everone else is either passed out or vomiting. With one last push a pellet storm of kidney stones fly out of Zach and sends the students flying out of the unexpectedly tall building.
As Zach goes to blame Chris for putting him through all that trouble, Chris points to a lone pebble that landed in a blanket. Chris brings Zach the Kidney stone as Zach sheds a single tear. He kisses the kidney stone as the doctor vomits in the distance.
THE END.
I wouldn’t mind making a comic of it, but I feel like I couldn’t capture their humor. So I’ll leave you with a moment stuck in my head of Chris showing Zach that girls tuck their clothes into every crevasse cuz ye dont get luuuuurvz without cuuuuurvz.
Where’s forosha been?
What’s up peeps?
So I haven’t exactly been very active with my art lately. I lost the pen to my galaxy note and yup. Now I have no idea how to work this old Intuos I have. I didn’t realize how much drawing directly on the screen changes things. So I’m looking into getting the new cintiq after I hear a review from FRENDEN. His art’s the tits. He also looks into Wacom alternatives, so go check him out if you want honest tablet reviews from a pretty awesome artist.
I’m also moving to Colorado in 4 days! I’m very excited since the art community is waaaaaaaaaaay better there than it is here in Goldsboro, NC. I’m planning on investing a lot of time in building great connections with the local artist and getting motivated. I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Goldsboro, but it’s not very art friendly. I guess you could say its GoldsBORING. Eh? EH? No? Ok.
Anyway, just thought I’d give an update and let you guys know what’s up. And if you know anything about Colorado, please give me some tips because I have NO idea what I’m getting myself into!
I listen to this song when I’m feelin’ like a pimp.
I’m so funny I HAVE NO LIFE.
Pepsi Maaaaaaaaaan!
Man, I Hate When This Happens
- The urge to doodle and not a clue what to draw. Anybody got any ideas?
T shirt design. WOOP WOOP!
Ladies!
There’s still a little time for some sweet, St. Patty’s Day luck!
Come get some before it’s too late!
(Actually its never too late. Deadpool is extending this sweet deal until all time zones have celebrated this drunken holiday!)
HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY EVERYONE!
P.S. Kiss me, I’m Canadian Irish.
